omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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