Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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