Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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