Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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