He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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