we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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