if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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