Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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