I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Randomize
