Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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