ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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