is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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