It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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