speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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