i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is it penis luge time yet?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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