I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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