just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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