normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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