Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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