I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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