He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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