im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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