who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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