There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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