Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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