Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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