like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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