Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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