Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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