Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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