smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she peed on how many people?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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