the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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