i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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