the day after is always just damage control
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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