shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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