on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
