i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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