You're so nebulous sometimes
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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