your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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