Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I came so hard my ears popped.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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