I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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