Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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