Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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