i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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