My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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