We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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