This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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