she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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