Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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