Small penises have feelings too.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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