i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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