That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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