i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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