Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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