My brain says no but my pants say off.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize