the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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