I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Your dad touched me again.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
